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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a very insecure woman in my current relationship. I’m 55, he’s only 27 and I easily…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I bought some cards about 20 years ago to play solitaire, but only until recently did I discover that three…

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BREAKING NEWS – McIntyre, Georgia – After watching Honey Boo Boo on the Lifetime Channel and interviewing her family, a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden, is now stating that when it was reported that he…

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A LITTLE GIRL, AND A LOT OF COLORS

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BREAKING NEWS – Wolfeboro, New Hampshire – Mitt and Ann Romney laugh hysterically after Oprah Winfrey stated what she felt…

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The Mid-Autumn Festival in Hong Kong  (2)

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BREAKING NEWS – Hempstead, New York – CNN moderator Candy Crowley, finally admits that she either directly or indirectly helped…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After Secretary of State Hillary Clinton admitted that she was responsible for the lack…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Federal authorities arrested a Bangladeshi national Wednesday morning for allegedly plotting…

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – The New York Yankees are now down 3-0 to the Detroit Tigers in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hempstead, New York – Many political pundits are pondering if Mitt Romney made a comment to President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mexico City, Mexico – At the urging of American independent voters, two matadors are seen preparing to…

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THE THIRD SEASON OF THE YEAR

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Secret Service Director Mark Sullivan, gives an official response to why they won’t…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Musical director Paul Shaffer announces that he is seriously considering leaving…

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The Mid-Autumn Festival in Hong Kong  (1)

U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – The Three Musketeers Athos, Porthos, and Aramis, were inseparable friends that lived by the motto…

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