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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you think it will be a lot more compassionate, if when God tossed people into hell, instead of having them initially endure the maximum heat, He gradually turned it up only 500 degrees per day until it reached the hottest temperature

COMMENTARY: Considering that’s the way everyone preheats an oven, it sounds reasonable to me (as long as I’m on the outside looking in).

Wacky Weekend Questions

• 10/28/2012


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