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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake,

Tonight we are suppose to adjust for daylight savings time. I am a very organized person and I am currently trying to decide what I would like to do with the extra hour. Do you have any suggestions?

Signed, Winston

from Santa Monica, California

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Dear Winston,

Whatever you do, don’t waste any of your time answering idiotic letters like I just did with yours. I hope this helps.

Blake

Blake's Advice Column

• November 3, 2012


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