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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake,

I have the holiday season blues. My family thinks I’m weird and doesn’t want be around me, my co-workers can’t stand me, and I don’t have any friends. What do you suggest I do for Thanksgiving?

Signed, Peggy

from Memphis, Tennessee

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Dear Peggy,

I know of a number of people just like you. I’d invite you over to my place for Thanksgiving, but I’d be afraid that you would actually show up. I hope this helps.

Blake

Blake's Advice ColumnThanksgiving

• 11/18/2012


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