I live in a suburb outside of Chicago. No matter where I look, I can’t find a job. Do you know who’s hiring?
Signed, Crystal Jo
From Maywood, Illinois
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Dear Crystal Jo,
I did some research on the area where you live. There seems to be a growing demand for secretaries for large street gangs in the suburbs surrounding Chicago. The most consistent requirements are, typing at least 75 words per minute, basic computer skills, and at least two years experience in shipping and receiving drugs and stolen property. I hope this helps.