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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – National Geographic and several archaeologists have finally translated an ancient document that explains how mythical Atlantis was destroyed. According to the writings, half of the citizens rioted and literally tore the cities part after the government decided to reduce some of their entitlements. It also spoke of constant complaints from the community regarding rebellious teenagers that would frequently wear their primitive pants way too low.

National Geographic

• 11/29/2012


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