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BREAKING NEWS – Anaheim, California – After Disney’s recent acquisition of Lucas Films for $4 billion, they have begun production on a movie that will reflect the merger. The new film will show that Mickey Mouse was Darth Vader’s father, and Vader became evil and merciless after constantly being teased by his classmates as a child, for having funny looking ears.

Disney

• 11/07/2012


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