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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC’s news anchor Diane Sawyer, is now coming under fire for broadcasting the election results while appearing to be intoxicated. In a joint statement from Sawyer and ABC, they stated she was not drunk, she just repeatedly misspoke while slurring her words, announcing that President Kennedy has been reelected.

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• 11/08/2012


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