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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Kevin Clash who is the voice of Elmo, maintains his innocence regarding allegations of him having sex with an underage male. He has already reluctantly admitted he was gay, after being frequently spotted picking up transvestites on corners late at night while cruising Sesame Street.

Sesame Street

• 11/15/2012


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