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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Film director and conspiracy theorist Oliver Stone, makes an incredible allegation about Abraham Lincoln while being interviewed on CBS This Morning. He states that he knows the real reason why Lincoln was assassinated on April 15th, 1865. Stone emphatically stated, that because April 15th is the day people filed their taxes, Lincoln was killed by a group of tax preparers after announcing that he would make the forms less complicated so anyone could complete them on their own.

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• 11/16/2012


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