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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Lawmakers of San Francisco has now banned nudity in most of the public places in the infamous “anything goes” city. The ACLU who are now representing the devout nudists, is stating that these residents should not be forced to wear clothes, because they will be denied their constitutional right to see the shocking expressions of grossed out tourists.

ACLU

• 11/21/2012


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