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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Halle Berry’s fiance French actor Olivier Martinez, knocks out her former boyfriend Gabriel Aubry in a brawl at her home. When the French government was informed what had a happened, they immediately made it a national holiday, citing that it’s the first time France has won a fight in nearly two centuries.

• 11/26/2012


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