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BREAKING NEWS – Goma, Congo – A rebel fighter is seen gleefully walking away from a local Walmart after shopping there on Black Friday. Some of the most popular items that sold out quickly were, assault rifles, rocket launchers, and Christmas cds.

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• 11/26/2012


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