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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU is now demanding that NASA stop referring to possible visitors from another planet as “aliens”, because it sounds bigoted. They now want them referred to as “undocumented space travelers”.

ACLU

• 11/27/2012


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