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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – After stating for years that he was innocent, local police has issued a warrant for the arrest of Frosty the Snowman, regarding the murder of his ex-girlfriend 15 years ago. The police chief gave credit to the dedicated detectives of the “cold” case files.


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• 11/27/2012


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