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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Two students were promptly expelled, shortly after they were seen outside of an L.A. high school smoking a 30 inch joint. Their teachers got suspicious after both boys with a glazed expressions on their faces, refused to return to class until they ate every snack in the cafeteria.

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• 11/28/2012


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