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BREAKING NEWS –  Moonachie, New Jersey – Because of his publicly well known appetite and past history regarding safety issues, Governor Chris Christie personally goes to a fire station to give the entire crew the heads up. He is fulfilling a promise he made to always make a courtesy call anytime his wife and kids were out of town, and plans to fire up the 15 barbecue grills in his backyard he uses when he has to prepare his own meal.

Chris Christie

• 11/30/2012


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