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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Film director and well known conspiracy theorist Oliver Stone, is sending shockwaves throughout Washington, D.C. with his latest assertion. He is now stating, that after researching their last names, he believes that both former Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice and recently nominated Susan Rice, were both born in Hong Kong and are foreign spies. He also said that both women have ties to an organized crime leader in China named Fu He-ping, also known as Uncle Ben.

Oliver StoneSusan Rice

• 11/30/2012


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