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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was in the 99¢ Store today, when one of the employees told me that everything in the store now costs $1.00. I immediately stopped shopping, and stormed out of the store. But before I left, I told them that I am sick and tired of stores pointlessly jacking up their prices, blatantly displaying their ruthless, insatiable, corporate greed!  (Can you tell I’m on a fixed income)?

Life through Blake's eyes

• November 3, 2012


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