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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

My ex-wife has always prided herself of curing illnesses with home remedies. I called her the other day and I told her that I had the worst headache since our marriage. She thought about it for a moment, and then told me to take two bullets and call her in the morning. If she would have made that suggestion while we were married, that’s probably some relief I would have seriously considered.

Life through Blake's eyes

• 11/17/2012


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