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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I live in a suburb outside of Chicago. No matter where I look, I can’t find a job….

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Daily Photos & Art

A CHILD OF GOD DURING THE AGE OF INNOCENCE

Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you think the grim reaper should be allowed to sue someone in small claims court if the person “cheated death?”

COMMENTARY: According to the ACLU, yes. They would argue that judicially speaking, even residents from the pit of hell are…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been Facebook friends with this lady that I really like. She wants to meet me soon,…

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THE APPROACHING DARKNESS

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I got into a really intense debate with my cousin the other day. He was trying to convince me the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Wellington, New Zealand – Prince Charles is shown genuinely surprised after he saw a “white person” wearing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – After being recently released from a “clinic”, Congressman Jesse Jackson Jr. officially resigns. In…

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SHOP UNTIL YOU DROP!

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BREAKING NEWS – Minimasanriku, Japan – Two little girls are seen crying hysterically after being told that PSY, that sings…

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U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – Easter Island lies about 2000 miles west of the coast of Chile. The statues that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama announces that during his second term, he will be focusing more on…

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BREAKING NEWS – San’a, Yemen – Seven men drowned at a construction site, after a sudden and unexpected intense rainstorm….

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Lawmakers of San Francisco has now banned nudity in most of the public…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The voice of Elmo and Muppeteer Kevin Clash, resigns from Sesame…

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Daily Photos & Art

T’was the night of Thanksgiving by Lauren T’was the night of Thanksgiving, But I just couldn’t sleep. I tried counting…

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BREAKING NEWS – Phnom Penh, Cambodia – While at the 4th Annual ASIAN-US meeting, President Obama states that he wants…

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U.S. & World History

U.S. & World History – Jules Verne (1828-1905) is considered one of the greatest science fiction writers of all time….

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BREAKING NEWS – Chattanooga, Tennessee – After a recent federal investigation, Little Debbie has been arrested and is currently in…

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