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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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And whatever you do, whether in word or deed, do it all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving…

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BREAKING NEWS – Yangon, Myanmar – Eagerly awaiting the arrival of President Obama, a seamstress is seen making some last…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – PETA files a lawsuit, demanding that the classic movie “To Kill A Mockingbird” by…

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BREAKING NEWS – Irving, Texas – Hostess Brands Inc., announces that they will be closing due to the unresolved strike…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At a closed session in front of Congress, CIA Director David Petraeus testifies over…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have the holiday season blues. My family thinks I’m weird and doesn’t want be around me, my…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you think if a mother-to-be has an unborn child that is constantly kicking her, should she have the right to file assault charges?

COMMENTARY: I don’t have a problem with the child getting arrested immediately after being born. But I would have a…

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And we know that in all things God works for the good of those who love him, who have been…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My ex-wife has always prided herself of curing illnesses with home remedies. I called her the other day and I…

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AUTUMN IN SCOTLAND

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Dear Blake, I have never shopped on Black Friday. I plan on camping out in front of a store all…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Film director and conspiracy theorist Oliver Stone, makes an incredible allegation…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama finally holds his first press conference in almost nine months. He tells…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU still maintains that the title “Captain America”, is not inclusive in regards…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Kevin Clash who is the voice of Elmo, maintains his innocence regarding allegations…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cairo, Egypt – Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, gleefully proposes a toast with the Muslim Brotherhood of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bad Tolz, Germany – A small town in Europe continues a tradition that’s been going on for…

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THE QUEEN OF AUTUMN

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