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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake,

I live in a state where we have the lowest DUI in America. How do you explain that?

Signed, Johanna

from Wellington, Colorado

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Dear Johanna,

The reason why it’s so low, is because of the laws in Colorado and their state pride. Out there you ‘re allowed to drive even if you are falling down drunk, as long as you’ve consumed exclusively Coors Beer. I hope this helps.

Blake

Blake's Advice Column

• 12/01/2012


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