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Dear Blake,

My very wealthy boyfriend bought me a really expensive necklace for Christmas. But it’s so hideous I will never wear it, and I want to take it back. He refuses to tell me where he bought it. What should I do?

Signed, Laura

from Corpus Christi, Texas

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Dear Laura,

Hmm. Really expensive? You’re in luck. Send it to me and I can probably easily find out where he bought it. I have a friend who’s an expert at such things, that works at one of our local pawn shops. I hope this helps.

Blake

Blake's Advice Column

• December 30, 2012


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