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BREAKING NEWS – Staten Island, New York – President Obama decides to personally assist a woman whose house was damaged during Hurricane Sandy. He told her that he would fast track her a low interest loan, so she can buy the right kind of plywood to finish boarding up her home.

President Obama

• 12/06/2012


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