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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – For the second time, Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan criticizes McDonald’s, this time for their McRib. He states that the addition of the sandwich smacks of racism, and was added to their menu to lure more African-Americans into the world’s largest fast food restaurant. Farrakhan also stated that he plans to organize a protest in February against them, because he believes during Black History Month, McDonald’s will be introducing their new Malcolm X Milkshakes.

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• 12/19/2012


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