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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Harry Belafonte is all smiles sitting next Al Sharpton, anticipating the announcement of the winner of the “2012 Most Idiotic Comment Award”. Belafonte said he was pretty confident he’d win, based on his recent public statement that President Obama should act like a third world dictator and throw people into jail that opposes him. However, Sharpton emphatically disagreed, citing that the sheer volume of stupidity that he espoused on MSNBC throughout the year should make him the odds on favorite.

Al Sharpton

• December 26, 2012


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