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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Doctors and scientists at UCLA Medical Center believe they have created a way to inject hamster DNA into a human baby that’s still in the womb. They are confident that by the time baby becomes an adult, it will have large pouches in their mouths that can store food, comparable to pet hamsters. Publicly stating their opposition and hoping that the experiment fails for obvious reasons, are buffets and all-you-can restaurants.

• 12/27/2012


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