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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s Piers Morgan tells pastor Rick Warren that the bible is “inherently flawed”, and asserted that it’s time for it to be amended regarding homosexuality. He also took exception to the eighth commandment, “Thou shall not steal”, explaining that calling a person a “thief” is too judgmental, and they should labeled more compassionately, as people with “acquisition issues”.

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• 12/28/2012


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