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BREAKING NEWS – Washington. D.C. – Due to the ongoing growth of the Latino population on the west coast, President Obama has issued an order to the Treasury Department to start printing “new money”, so that by 2015 California will be using exclusively pesos instead of U.S. currency. He explained that this would be temporary, because by 2020 the entire United States will be using exclusively yen.

President Obama

• December 31, 2012


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