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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I reluctantly went back to Chicago for Christmas, even though I know a good portion of my relatives can’t stand each other. To my surprise, everything went well without an incident. My grandmother who was hosting the family gathering, made sure that there were no problems. She did this by having really good food, having everyone constantly singing Christmas carols, and putting a metal detector at her front door. (Yeah, we have issues).

Life through Blake's eyes

• December 29, 2012


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