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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – According to an upcoming documentary on ESPN, former boxer Mike Tyson has dramatically…

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COUNTDOWN TO A NEW YEAR (6 DAYS TO GO)

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BREAKING NEWS – Vatican City, Italy – Pope Benedict XVI granted his former butler Paolo Gabriele a Christmas pardon, forgiving…

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BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – Five elf kingpins representing the most powerful rival toy making cartels near Santa’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The recently released movie “The Hobbit”, is presently being called racist by Nation of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Matamoros, Mexico – Former ex-Marine Jon Hammar has been released from a Mexican prison, after being held…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chichen Itza, Yucatán – After praying for hours near the pyramid of Kukulkan, a tourist states that…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A new controversial “gay friendly” bible called the Queen James, causes…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I just turned six last month. How does the eight reindeer have the energy to fly all over…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Should babies that are still in the womb passed their due date, be labeled as squatters?

COMMENTARY: Absolutely! The New England Journal of Medicine has documented case after case, proving that unborn babies (squatters) that go…

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CLASSICAL CHRISTMAS MUSIC  (SCHROEDER AND SNOOPY)

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m only five years old, and I want to know if Santa Claus is real. Signed, Jimmy from…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A scene that’s permanently etched in my mind happened when I was a little boy on a vacation with my…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Newly crowned Miss Universe Olivia Culpo of the United States, gets a kiss…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boulder, Colorado – The Geological Society of America is now stating that they genuinely believe that the…

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BREAKING NEWS – American Fork, Utah – An unnamed dedicated survivalist states that he has been planning a longtime for…

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A WINTER SCENE IN QUEBEC CITY

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