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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – State police and the Department of Fish and Wildlife, have now confirmed reports that…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Time Magazine announces that President Obama will be their choice for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Kathmandu, Nepal – A photographer that has been hospitalized after hiking in the Himalaya Mountains, states that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – For the second time, Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan criticizes McDonald’s, this time…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The American Psychiatric Association finally makes public their findings after some very lengthy and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Carson City, Nevada – More questions are now being asked about the real age of Senate Majority…

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WINTER IN THE CARPATHIANS

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Being candid and coming clean, Bill Clinton announces that his wife Hillary is really…

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THE CHRISTMAS KITTY

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BREAKING NEWS – Phoenix, Arizona – Chinese Actor Jackie Chan states while being interviewed on tv station in Phoenix, that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – NAACP President Benjamin Jealous, states that he is getting increasingly frustrated with blacks. He…

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Falling Snow ~ anonymous See the pretty snowflakes Falling from the sky; On the wall and housetops Soft and thick…

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BREAKING NEWS – Anchorage, Alaska – The initial report that eight misguided snowmen stood around several candles for hours, has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In an interview with the Associated Press, President Obama states that he plans on…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Secretary of State Hillary Clinton faints in her office and is rushed to the…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have mounting personal problems and I never know what to do. Can I come see you, because…

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A vigil in Times Square for the victims of the Connecticut school shooting. A very pointless tragedy.

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