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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New Orleans, Louisiana – Four Aviculturists at the Audubon Species Survival Center in New Orleans wearing crane…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – An unidentified priest (right) has been excommunicated from the Catholic Church for playing a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mexico City, Mexico – An unfortunate incident happened in Mexico City when four mimes drowned. Even though…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Lindsay Lohan files a lawsuit against the owner of the “Avenue”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Staten Island, New York – President Obama is seen talking to two of the victims that lost…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Civil rights activist Jesse Jackson, is demanding to know why there aren’t any African-Americans…

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A FROSTY COUNTRYSIDE

Wacky Weekend Questions – Between the west coast, the Midwest, and the east coast, which region generally speaking has the most thugs?

COMMENTARY: Because I was born and raised in Chicago, I have to say the Midwest. The extensive contributions that my…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, In reference to dating, at what point should I tell a woman anything I think she wants to…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I live in a state where we have the lowest DUI in America. How do you explain that?…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have always been fascinated by the woodpecker, so I actually met with an ornithologist (the study of birds) with…

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