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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Wacky Weekend Questions – If responsible bartenders should avoid giving people alcohol who are obviously intoxicated, should clerks at McDonald’s refrain from serving someone who appears that they can shed a few pounds?

COMMENTARY: Uh… uh… no comment.

Wacky Weekend Questions

• 12/09/2012


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