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BREAKING NEWS – Prague, Czech Republic – Vladimir Franz stands in front of a cheering crowd as he announces the collection of 88,388 signatures to become eligible for the Czech presidential elections. The tattooed green-skinned wicked looking politician, said that some of his strongest supporters are people that are heavily involved in the occult, and registered voters that are currently in hell.

• January 14, 2013


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