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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The Statue of Liberty’s daughter gets arrested again for trying to visit her mother in New York Harbor. Unnamed sources close to both women, are stating that the Statue of Liberty still holds it against her daughter for causing an extremely difficult and painful child birth, by exiting the womb wearing a hat with spikes.

• 01/04/2013


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