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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After getting into a heating argument with Alex Jones, CNN host Piers Morgan says he’ll deport himself back to England if America does not change the current gun laws. Upon hearing this, a large group of NRA members were seen gleefully chanting in the streets, “The British are leaving! The British are leaving!”

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• January 15, 2013


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