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Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn Reuters

BREAKING NEWS – North Palm Beach, Florida – In less than a month after proposing to his ex-wife Elin Nordegren, Star Magazine reports that Tiger Woods has been dating Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn since November. According to Elin’s close friends she was so outraged, that she was planning on pretending to be Lindsey and have Tiger meet her in the Swiss Alps near a steep cliff, preferably with no witnesses.

Tiger Woods

• 01/28/2013


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