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BREAKING NEWS – Beaverton, Oregon – Local and state police are now investigating the horrific deaths of three employees at Nike Shoes. After secretly trapping and sedating Big Foot, the three employees were literally torn to pieces when the giant beast woke up in pain, and found them putting some Air Jordan’s on him that were unfortunately several sizes too small.

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• 01/28/2013


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