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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Authorities are investigating allegations that singer Chris Brown assaulted singer Frank Ocean in a West Hollywood parking lot. Brown also notably got into a fight with hip-hop star Drake in a New York night club, and viciously beat up Rihanna in 2009. His attorney states that if he’s arrested, he will have expert medical witnesses testify that Brown has an extremely rare disease that causes him to become uncontrollably violent towards anyone that gets nominated for a Grammy.

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• 01/29/2013


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