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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Even though Tinseltown strongly opposes gun ownership, 93% of the actors and actresses polled admitted that they and or their bodyguards own guns. A well known actor that has chosen to remain anonymous, explained that celebrities are viewed as more valuable than common people, as it should be. He concluded by saying that “accomplished entertainers that bring joy into people’s drab lives, deserves to be protected with firearms. Whereas average everyday citizens that have done nothing to warrant any notoriety, can and should be viewed as expendable”.

• 01/31/2013


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