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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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Dear Blake, I am 6 years old and in the first grade. A boy in my class is so mean…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – While testifying before Congress, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton gets very animated and angry…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood states that he cannot ground the Boeing 787 “Dreamliner” because…

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BREAKING NEWS – South Bend, Indiana – Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te’o tells reporters, that if they have any more…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Secretary of State Hillary Clinton holds her head down during a congressional hearing, when…

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BREAKING NEWS – Wolfeboro, New Hampshire – Mitt Romney sends an angry letter to the President of the Mormon Church…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington. D.C. – According to her agent, the very wealthy pop star Beyoncé Knowles will reluctantly perform…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Joe Biden is pictured taking the oath of office with his hand…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – ABC newswoman Barbara Walters fell down a flight of stairs while attending an inauguration…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A spokesman for Beyoncé responds to the allegations that the pop star lip-synced “The Star…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Comcast which owns NBC and E!, has now ordered 24 hour…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Actor/director Spike Lee is now in another feud with a big…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Barack Obama is photographed waiting to take the oath of office from U.S….

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BREAKING NEWS – Stockholm, Sweden – Music and video equipment store owner Fredrik Hjelmquist, shows his newly created CataCoffin in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Minsk, Belarus – A Belarus Orthodox believer plunges into icy waters as a priest blesses him on…

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