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BREAKING NEWS – Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania – Groundhog Club ‘Inner Circle’ member, Ron Ploucha holds Punsxutawney Phil during the Groundhog Day celebration at Gobbler’s Knob. He’s laughing because last year he forgot to wear his glasses and accidentally picked up a badger, and was critically injured after being viciously attacked. Incidentally the badger did see his shadow on the ground, along with some of Ploucha’s vital organs that were savagely torn not.

• 02/04/2013


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