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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – On Capitol Hill, Congressman John Conyers of the House Judiciary Committee states that the word “illegal immigrants” should not be used, but instead use the words “out of status”. He also stated that kidnappers should be referred to as “human acquisitioners” and serial killers should be called “consistent life suppressors”.

Judiciary Committee

• 02/07/2013


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