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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After working for years with a group of photographers and animal psychologists, National Geographic will be showing a special next month which proves that penguins can actually fly. According to a team of animal psychologists, the reason these birds rarely leave the ground, is because they are “conceited and uppity”, and they feel it’s “not dignified to be flying while wearing a tuxedo”.

National Geographic

• 02/08/2013


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