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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Immediately after hip-hop artist Frank Ocean won a Grammy for “Best Urban Contemporary Album”, he confirmed the rumors that he is gay. However, he maintains that he still has “street creds”, because of his lengthy arrest record for repeatedly getting caught shoplifting at Victoria’s Secret.

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• 02/11/2013


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