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BREAKING NEWS – Skokie, Illinois – Dave Muscatel, who is the CEO of one the biggest mapmakers in the world Rand McNally, has stated that all GPS manufacturers are contributing to the destruction of sacred family values. Muscatel explained that because people are now using electronic guidance systems, it eliminates the traditional bonding on long trips between a nagging back-seat-driving wife that wants to stop and ask for directions, and a prideful arrogant husband that refuses to admit that he doesn’t have the slightest idea on where they are.

• 02/18/2013


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