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Carnival-Ship

BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – Carnival Cruise has already launched a campaign to repair their damaged reputation. CEO Gerry Cahill began by stating that not everyone aboard the stranded ship “Triumph” complained about a horrible odor. To prove it, he presented a list of at least 150 vacationing passengers that didn’t have an issue with the smell of the ship, which included farmers that regularly came in contact with fertilizer, people who had 9 to 5 job in a city sewer, and individuals that had a very bad cold.

Carnival CruiseGerry CahillTriumph

• 02/25/2013


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