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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Immediately after the conclusion of the Oscars, Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan accuses the motion picture industry of being racist and being controlled by the Jews. In his late night press conference, he stated that African-Americans Denzel Washington in “Flight, Quvenzhane Wallis in “Beasts of the Southern Wild” and the movie “Django Unchained” should have all won. Farrakhan went on to say that the only reason why Daniel Day Lewis won best actor for his leading role in “Lincoln”, is because it was a subtle hint by the U.S. government that they plan to soon reinstate slavery.

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• 02/25/2013


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